EXT. Toronto on a Friday Night.

MY BRAIN

You had a good day at work today, and a fun show this evening. Feeling a bit tired now, let’s go home and get some rest.

ME

Good idea, brain!

INT. At home, opens laptop to Facebook.

MY BRAIN (cont’d)

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!FOMO FOMO FOMO FOMO FOMO!!!!!

Why aren’t you everywhere else right now but home?!?!?!?!?!

ME

Sigh.