Holy crap everybody!!!  Today, I got paid for writing funny stuff for the first time in my life!  Um, thrilling!  Sure, nothing I wrote has actually been put up anywhere yet, but… you know what guys & gals… it’ll all come in due time. What matters is that I wrote something funny and someone thought I should get paid for it.  Isn’t that exactly why I decided to come to Humber?

Well folks.  I’ve accomplished that, now I can quit and go back to working for the government and tell people it really wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.  I’ll settle down, find a husband and have babies and tell them about the days when I used to be a paid comedian in Toronto.

And today in class, we discussed irony.